This Guy Built A HOUSE Outside Of A Store, Is Living Like A King While Camping Out For Black Friday

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Try to find anyone more cocksure, you can’t. You literally cannot find someone who is more thrilled with himself than Jarvis Johnson of Arizona.

Dude built a fucking house with electricity and a goddamn 40-inch TV just to camp out for Black Friday.

Just look at it. And look how unapologetically pleased he is with himself.

Via KPHO

“I’m here early because they say the early bird gets the worm, and the early, early, early bird gets the biggest worm, and I guess I’m the bird and I’m trying to get the worm,” Johnson said. “That’s why I’m here.”

“The early bird catches the worm. -William Camden” -Javis Johnson

Obligatory…
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[H/T KPHO]


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