This Man Dancing In A Speedo With A Monster Dad Bod Is My Spirit Animal

Screw the trolls: This dad bod Bro King knows a couple of things about living. L-I-V-I-N-G. Dude is literally living his best life: Just throwing on a Speedo to have the best damn day of his life then starting cutting a rug. Why? There doesn’t need to be a reason why.

This man was literally me when I tried the Bruxie Waffle Chicken Sandwich in Vegas the other day. It was literally one of the highlights of my year when it comes to wolfin’ down delicious food. Then I went to Wet Republic, took off my shirt, and looked just like the Bro in the video above.

Vegas ladies drool over me, as you can tell.