If You Find An Anaconda In Your House, Don’t Piss It Off Like This Guy Did
If I’ve learned anything from my seven years at BroBible (goddamn, SEVEN YEARS) it is that a whole heap of dumb people exist in the world. This man, who thinks it’s wise to trifle with a fucking anaconda, is one of those dumb people.
Bro. A live and very gigantic snake-like animal is coiled in your home. The only option here is either 1) be a bitch and call a professional to remove it or 2) kill the fucker with a hail of gunfire or stab wounds. This thing INVADED your home. As far as I’m concerned, the moment that happened he left his animal rights on the front fucking porch. I think you have to go full Rambo on that thing. Send a message to the rest of his gang. And for the love of Christ, don’t try to pet it if your next move isn’t knifing it in the face. Moron.