Grown Man Is Scared SH*TLESS Of HUGE House Spider, Makes For Most Compelling Drama I’ve Ever Watched
When it comes to spider videos — NOPE! Not a fan. But this video is great. As someone who enjoys watching scripted television dramas, this might be the best real-life drama I’ve ever watched. Honestly, it deserves to be nominated for an Emmy or an Oscar or whatever the fuck meaningless award exists for compelling viral videos.
This man is so scared, I feel genuinely bad for him. That’s real life, pee-your-pants terror. Look at how he shakes! It’s not made any better when his wife is screaming at him to “BE A MAN” for two whole minutes, ripping his masculinity to shreds. I feel for him. That’s so emasculating.
Been there, dude. Been there.