A group of seven or eight teen muggers thought that had an easy target hanging outside a KFC in Dorchester, an area of Boston. Turns out the dude knew how to defend himself from attackers. He swung a bag of beers like a weapon.
According to Boston Police, the victim said two teens from a larger group of teens approached him and demanded his phone and wallet. He told cops that one of the teens even pointed a knife at him. Out of desperation, the swung a plastic bag full of three beers. Cops caught up with the hooligans moments later and charged two with armed robbery.
No beers were harmed in the altercation but I bet they tasted way better than usual.