May 28, 2014…the day I learned the difference between a Maid of Honor and a Matron of Honor. There is no shame in not having known that prior to this very moment, is what I’m telling myself.
Anyway, what we’ve got here is a MATRON of Honor who decided to give her speech in the form of the song “Ice Ice Baby.” If you don’t know what “Ice Ice Baby” is, you probably have lived a miserable life up to this point. It is a very famous song that teaches us about the ideals of stopping prior to collaborating and listening and it was originally written and sung by a rapper turned house-flipper Vanilla Ice. If you didn’t know, now you know.
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