Mom Upset Teen Son Isn’t Around As Much So She Knits A New Kid And OF COURSE HE’S CREEPY
My son is reaching puberty. We used to cuddle all the time, but those days are becoming scarce. Now he rather hangs with friends, plays with his phone and listens to his ipod. Exactly according to nature’s plan. I am a good mother, so of course i accept this and i am happy he is a healthy kid.
We laugh a lot about the stretching gap between his needs and mine. Him needing more of his own space and my covert needs to keep on smotering him with maternal love. I am a textiles designer and he often helps me and has great creative ideas. So we started to fantasize how we could visualize this puberty gap. So i suggested to make a cuddly version of him!
Look, I’ll miss my kids when they get older and realize I’m boring as hell and won’t want to be around me anymore but I’m sure as hell not going to knit myself a new kid because it’s creepy as hell. If anything, I’ll knit myself a new wife who wants to have sex like all the time.
[via Pee Wee]