Pour One Out Tonight For The Most Friend Zoned Dude In The History Of The Friend Zone
Pour an extra glass of scotch and dump it on the floor while saying a little prayer tonight for this Bro. This dude just got put on blast for dominating the friendzone after making his “friend date” feel like a “true princess.”
She’s “#stillsingletho” — Poor guy can’t catch a break.
Brutal. Dude is probably a couple hundred in the hole after that friend date, whatever the hell a “friend date” is (…that’s what they just call “hanging out,” kids).
Might have something to do with those socks, homie: