New Hampshire Grandma Fights Off a Nekked Intruder Making a Sandwich with a Baseball Bat

by 9 years ago

On Sunday night around 3:30 AM, a man broke into her house and shed his clothes in her first-floor bathroom. Bonnie woke up while the man was on the prowl, completely nekked in her house. She tells WHDH, “When I got into the hallway, this man is standing there butt nekked and I’m saying, ‘Who are you? How did you get here? Get out of my house! Get out of my house!’ He wouldn’t leave. He just stood there.” Yikes.

So, she armed herself with a baseball bat and fought back. As she tells it, “When I got the bat, he turned and he ran. Then I got downstairs and he sort of launched at me and I was like, ‘Oh no you don’t! Not in my home!’ and that’s when I hit him with the bat.” Hell ya. Granny just hit a home run. Here's her explanation of the events.

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 There's one tiny details we're confused about, however. Was he making a sandwich or not? One local Manchester, New Hampshire organization says he was indeed helping himself to a sandwich in his birthday suit. Another one completely glosses over this important detail. If so, it only adds to the absurdity of the story.