You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than on the internet. Some of the worst places of trolling can be found on Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube comment sections. But what if instead of shitposters on these popular internet destinations, Nick Offerman was posting to dispense essential wisdom to complete strangers? That’s exactly what GQ did when they had everyone’s favorite bacon-loving “Parks and Recreation” character comment on Twitter, Reddit, Wikipedia, IMDB, and YouTube.
Offerman channels Ronald Ulysses Swanson to provide sarcasm, insight, and a nifty lexicon. The mustacioed actor expounds on mutton chops, Benedict Cumberbatch, politics, tumblers, fashion, Chuck Norris, sax, and pork products with strangers on the internet. Offerman also reviews several Ron Swanson tattoos in his perfect deadpan. Hey Nick, thanks for the new vocabulary words of “languorous” and “coquettish.”