Now Presenting ‘Turkey Tits,’ Breast Implants for Turkeys

by 6 years ago

Note that this is simply a spoof, and does not actually exist. YET. (Gotta assume that by this time next year, these will be an actual thing) 

While the concept here is creepily ingenious, is this actually quite similar to stuffing the turkey, AKA the enhancement ritual also performed by flat-chested middle schooler girls hell-bent on being “popular.”?  

In conclusion, if you eat artitficially enhanced turkey, your wife will want to have sex with you. 

[H/T: HyperVocal]


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