This $4.4 Million NYC Penthouse Could Be The Most Chill Bro-Pad In The World
You know what Bros love more than a crisp pair of Rainbow flip-flops and tanks with Abraham Lincoln abolishing sleevery? Real estate. Particular, owning real estate, since renting is like throwing your money in a toilet. But who can afford a 20%+ downpayment on a multi-million dollar pad in a city like New York City unless you’re working more 17-hours a day on Wall Street?
One can dream. Meanwhile, one of the dopest apartments I’ve ever seen just went on sale in the most chill/Bro-tastic neighborhood in the New York City: The East Village a.k.a. my home a.k.a the best neighborhood for Bros in NYC. On the corner of 13th Street and 3rd Avenue, it’s a 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom, 1,972sqft duplex/penthouse with cottages on the top of the building. It’s selling for $4.4 million, which seems like a steal if you’re (A. rich and money is meaningless to you and (b. are rich and want amazing proximity to the bro-iest Bro bars in NYC.
LOOK AT HOW MUCH ROOM THERE IS FOR BEER PONG AND BRO-ING OUT WITH YOUR TRADING FLOOR BROS FROM DEUTSCHE BANK. A chill outdoor space like this is practically unheard of in the East Village: