You Will Cry Watching This NYC Rat Drag His Fallen Friend Across A Subway Platform

 

Remember the stupidity that was pizza rat? Spotted “a little before midnight on Jan 2, 2016 at Jay St-Metrotech” in Brooklyn, this rat is supposedly Pizza Rat’s long lost cousin. The meanie heads over at Gothamist even suggest that it’s a cannibal about to devour some fresh prey. I disagree — Those snarky, cold-hearted hipsters clearly don’t recognize Bro behavior when they see it. It’s obviously a rat being a Bro and carrying his fallen friend back to his rat home for a proper burial. In the wisdom of the great Henry David ThorBro

“On the death of a friend, we should consider that the fates through confidence have devolved on us the task of a double living, that we have henceforth to fulfill the promise of our friend’s life also, in our own, to the world.”

We’ll pour a little out on the subway for you tonight, Bro rat. Good looking out for your homie like that.

 

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: brandon@brobible.com