Ohio Craigslist Missed Connections Ad: ‘You Ripped the Nastiest Fart in the Taco Bell’

by 5 years ago

Per Craigslist:

You ripped the nastiest fart in the Taco Bell – m4w (Polaris Mall)

I don't know what you ate, it must have been the cheesey gordita supreme, mixed with anal seepage. It smelled like a dead body in a coffin buried 6 feet under. You walked by and I had to step outside in order to breathe. It was ungodly the smell that came from that ass.

If you're married, I feel sorry for that son of a bitch. 

If you're not married, hit me up for some anal.

I would love to get up in that stanky ass

God, I love this job.


[H/T: Uproxx]

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