Hot news coming at us from Sex City, USA. There is apparently an optimal amount of sex that you and your significant other should be having in your relationship to achieve peak happiness. And I know your seasonal depression is telling you otherwise, but you want to be happy, don’t you? Of course you do. Don’t let all the darkness tell you otherwise, you sad son of a bitch.
Part of the happiness that comes from all this sexual satisfaction has to be in large part due to the comfort that comes with knowing you will hopefully never find your wife going on Tinder dates this guy did. Avoiding that hellacious scenario is reason enough to fuck her brains out on the reg.
So what is that optimal number?
Somehow, it’s not as frequently as you might think. It’s not twice a day, or even once a day and it doesn’t seem to include gratuitous felching. Thank God for that.
The optimal number is actually once per week. That’s right, friends, having sex with the old lead sled 52 times per year will keep your home happy. In fact, experts say that more sex won’t make the relationship happier. Provided that you’re not dating a raging sex addict whose pussy needs your dick like your lungs need air.
According to Daily Mail:
For couples, happiness tended to increase with frequent sex, but this was no longer true after couples reported engaging in sex more than once a week.
This study and other previous studies report that established couples tend to have sex about once a week on average.
Despite common stereotypes that men want more sex and older people have less sex, there was also no difference in the findings based on gender, age or length of relationship.
Our findings were consistent for men and women, younger and older people, and couples who had been married for a few years or decades,’ Dr Muise added.
So go forth and pleasure your lady. In moderation. You certainly don’t want to go overboard and wind up fucking the happiness right out of her life.