I’ll tell you what. When I want a pizza, there’s nothing I want more than Mexico to pay for it and “IT’S GONNA BE UGGGEEEE.” That’s why I love this stunt from Peace Of Pizza Texas. They made a pie inspired by Donald Trump’s border wall: “Half is a Mexican taco pizza, separated by a white bread border, other half is a chicken cheetos pizza (Cheetos inspired by Trumps skin tone)!”
ALL NEW TRUMP INSPIRED PIZZA — Half is a Mexican taco pizza, separated by a white bread border, other half is a chicken cheetos pizza (Cheetos inspired by Trumps skin tone)! The All bread border was hand placed by Raul. Raul is a honest hardworking Mexican American. He is torn on which side of the pizza he likes better…..when asked he simply said, “I’m on the fence.”
Cost: $12 to $15 billion, presumably by destroying NAFTA and making an insane import tax on avocados and tequila. Sadly, some Trump snowflakes don’t see the humor in the joke:
Here’s the original post, via our friends at Food Beast:
Circa has a quote from the owner of the pizza joint about how he doesn’t give a flying fuck about offending conservatives. Hell yea, First Amendment!
“It doesn’t really bother me to offend somebody ’cause to be honest, they probably weren’t a customer of mine to begin with.”
Even better, Peace of Pizza upped the ante on the political humor trolling. Hopefully the Democratic-Socialists are self-aware enough to take a joke, unlike their conservative snowflake counterparts:
Peace Of Pizza Texas isn’t the only place to dream up Trump Wall-themed pizza pies. Here are a couple others that I found on a pretty quick Twitter search. Really dig the idea of mozzarella sticks as a the wall instead of breadsticks. Mozzarella sticks ON pizza are divine.