YES! Finally. I posted this video because it needed to be posted. It won’t change the world. It won’t move mountains. But it highlights an epidemic in America’s city life, namely New York City.
Nothing chaps my ass more than crossing the street via a cross walk that was SPECIFICALLY put in place for people on foot, and an over-eager driver creeps into the painted area like a prick. COOL BRO, you can afford a car in the big city and I can’t even afford a subway pass. CAN I JUST HAVE THIS ONE THING? CAN THIS ONE 8-FOOT STRIP OF PAVEMENT BE MINE UNTIL THAT HAND STOPS BLINKING? And I know you saw me stare you down, bro, so quit pretending you’re changing the radio station and look me in the fucking eye. You owe me that at least. You and your fancy shmantzy Mercedes probably going to fuck my ex-girlfriend.
The dude in this video is a torch holder. The pedestrian version of Rosa Parks. I tip my cap to you sir. Keep fighting the good fight.
P.S. I really need to move out to the country. NYC is officially making me a jaded dickhead. But honestly, fuck that guy in the Mercedes. Shithead.