None Of These People Carrying Birds On The Subway Look Like They’re Leading Happy, Fulfilling Lives

As they shouldn’t, considering they’re traveling on the New York City subway with a bunch of fucking owls and what-have-you. Don’t most people put birds in cages? Is that not the “cool” and “hipster” thing to do nowadays, people just carry them around in their hands? It is? Oh, ok.

Good thing I’m not cool then, as I would rather be shot in the head than caught carrying a bird around for no easily discernible reason whatsoever.

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