Pirate Group Sends Congratulatory Letters to Companies Who Get Their Ships Hijacked
Take comfort in the fact that if ever you are hijacked by Somali pirates, chances are good that you'll receive this congratulatory form letter on personalized stationary from “Jamal's Pirate Action Group” that outlines (vaguely) the steps required for getting your ship back.
It's the pirate version of “proof or it didn't happen.”
As of now, J.P.A.G does not have a twitter account. That could definitely change soon, though.