67-Year-Old Married Priest Resigns After ‘Cake Porn’ Sex Tape With Much Younger Mistress Surfaces
A top Greek Orthodox priest thought he could have his cake and eat it too. Unfortunately for him, his figurative cake that he ate was making porn videos with his mistress where she stripped naked and then sat on literally cakes.
Father George Passias is a 67-year-old married pastor at St. Spyridon in New York City. Ethel Bouzalas is a married 45-year-married parochial school principal. The two engaged in an extramarital affair that included making sex tapes with themes of foot fetish and cake-sitting.
For those not in the know, let’s get the exact definition of cake-sitting from the always reliable Urban Dictionary:
A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake.
IMO, cake-farting > cake-sitting, but I wouldn’t judge anyone for having the opposite viewpoint.
In one leaked video, Bouzalas wears a black thong and high heels as she squats, sits on a banana bread loaf wrapped in cellophane and then wiggles her ass until the loaf is flat. Hey father, there’s starving kids in Africa who would love a freshly-baked banana bread.
The New York Post has the scoop on other naughty videos:
In another video clip, the pretty Peruvian rubs her feet on the priest’s face as they lie under a mirrored ceiling and she records his ecstasy at the encounter. In another tape, the priest performs oral sex on his lover while she is still clad in sheer pantyhose.
In another video clip, Bouzalas rubs her feet on the priest’s face as they lie under a mirrored ceiling and she records his ecstasy at the encounter.
In another sex tape, the priest performs oral sex on his lover while she is still clad in sheer pantyhose.
An unnamed source apparently downloaded a sex tape between Passias and Bouzalas off of the church computer and then sent it to the New York Post.
The same source claimed that a private investigator was hired to follow the illicit actions between the two married lovers. The investigator discovered that the couple went to motels in New Jersey and Cold Spring, New York.
Besides engaging in the sweet, sweet love, Passias allegedly also impregnated Bouzalas, which is just frosting on the cake.
Passias has referred to Bouzalas as his “spiritual goddaughter,” and baptized her in a bikini. Which totally sounds legit.
The holy man was suspended on September 16, then resigned last week after the unholy videos surfaced.
Rumors of an inappropriate relationship ran rampant in 2013 after a church handyman claimed that he saw Bouzalas sitting on the priest’s lap. The congregation grew suspicious when Passias made Bouzalas his assistant, and then she was quickly promoted to be the volunteer principal of the St. Spyridon Parochial School, despite having no education credentials. Bouzalas was also made a church treasurer and signatory on bank accounts.
Passias addressed the allegations in 2013 by saying that the rumors were thought up by “evil minded people” who wanted him gone. “They have been saying I’m having a private affair with her,” he said. “She is a goddaughter to me. That’s it.”
Well this story takes the cake… and drops a warm, plump ass right on it.