Look, I’m not telling you how to score brownie points with your squeeze. BUT, if I was you, I’d send this video of a Golden Retriever puppy having the time of its life in the bath to your girl. It will make her day. You’ll be the best boyfriend ever. She will gush and go “awwwwwwww!!!! I can’t! I can’t with this… I just can’ttttttt!”
Just share it with your girl, Bros. She’ll like it. She’ll love it. You’ll win all the boyfriend points you need to win for the day, which is good because football season is coming up and you’ll (probably) be kind of a lazy piece of shit on Sundays for the next 16 weeks.
And plus, you’re not trying too hard, like this jabroni who ruins dogs for boyfriends everywhere. Screw that guy.