If you want to make a viral video, sometimes you have to take one for the team. A little internal bleeding is a small price to pay for etching yourself into eternal internet glory. Ok, we’ll all forget about this video by Monday, but some people live their whole lives without tasting the sweet nectar of momentary internet fame. Cool Einstein, you developed the general theory of relativity, but how many viral videos have you made? Oh, that’s right: ZERO. Pussy.
Severe concussion, couple broken bones, shattered motorized scooter. The silver lining is at least the dude got a new LinkedIn photo out of the deal.
“Highly proficient in Microsoft what year is it.”