Drunk Russian Tries to Get Out of DUI by ‘Calling’ His Dad with a Pack of Cigarettes
Nope. Sorry, buddy, it doesn't work that way when you think your pack of Cowboy Killers is a BlackBerry and the best you've got is the “my dad is a cop” act. All the while, a camera crew from Russia's version of “COPS” records his inevitable arrest for the Internet's amusement. Ladies and gentlemen, this is viral gold.