Samsung Has No Problem Publicly Shitting On The iPhone 6 For Bending
“Just because you can take the high road, doesn’t mean that you should ever even consider going down that fucking coward’s path. Sweep the leg. No mercy.” – Samsung’s new company motto, probably.
By now, most of us know that the iPhone 6 might bend if you are living the “tight pants, tight pussies and rock ‘n roll” lifestyle. It’s one of the many perils that comes when you like having your nuts swaddled by denim. Samsung, Apple’s bitter rival, felt the need to capitalize on this glaring fail; they were thirsty with desire to kick their competitor while they were down. So they quenched that thirst by shaming Apple on social media with the visual below.
— Samsung Mobile (@SamsungMobile) September 25, 2014
That’s what he said, AMIRIGHT? Poor, bent-dick weirdo.
Get a room already, you two.