Watch This San Diego Bro Jump Four Stories Off A Hotel Roof Into A Swimming Pool

What a sobering “I’M A GOLDEN GOD!” moment. Easy there, Cameron Crowe. This is one of those videos that can only go two ways: “GREAT SUCCESS!!!” (to quote Borat) or a very messy, painful, agonizing, and flat-out stupid injury and or… uh… death. But fortunately it’s the former not the ladder. I can’t believe he didn’t hurt this legs in that jump — from that high up, your ass is still touching bottom in a pool that’s 12 feet deep.