How Much Does It Take To Get Drunk, Based On Your Body Weight? Here’s The Answer

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Ever wonder what’s going on inside your body after a couple beers? Besides the overwhelming need to shat, there’s a ton of different things that go into that buzzed feeling.

The handy chart below explains all you’ll ever really need to know about the science behind getting shit-faced. Isn’t that nice? One read of it and you’re set for life. No need to look this up ever again.

What the chart explains is:

– How the brain reacts.

– Why the body does the things it does.

– The different ways alcohol affects certain people.

– Just how much booze it will take to get you tipsy, based on your body weight.

Yes, all that information is great. But why am I the only person I know who suffers from debilitating hangovers every time I drink?

Does God hate me?

He must.

Anyway, this information below will probably do nothing in changing the way you drink, but, it’s good to know.

This is too much information to consume at once.

I think I need a drink to take the edge off.