Scum Of The Earth Caught Stealing Christmas Packages Off People’s Steps Gets OWNED By Shirtless Neighbor

by 2 years ago

Is it possible to be more mentally dominated than this dirtbag was? I guess when your opponent is barefoot in the snow with his shirt off prematurely demanding a fellow neighbor retrieve a firearm, you really have no choice but to comply. That dude is certainly not going to let you off with a warning.

If you were to ask me to draw a protypical scumbag, I would attempt to sketch a mirror image of this package thief–his outfit has zero flow. A sweatshirt with plaid shorts, a camouflage bandana and some facial hair that probably has enough food in it to feed a small African village. If I found out my girlfriend fucked this guy in a past life, I’d have to kill myself. That is the definition of ‘irreconcilable differences.’ And I’m nothing to write home about, but everything about this dude says ‘I gave up years ago.’ For me, it’s only been months.

[h/t TFM]

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