I’d like to open this blog about how you can now ‘Send A Jart’ (jars full of farts) with a quote from Dr. Ian Malcolm’s famous tirade in ‘Jurassic Park’:
“If I may… Um, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here, it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it, you wanna sell it. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Has there ever been a more apropos movie quote? Back in 1993 when ‘Jurassic Park’ hit theaters who knew that 22 years later we’d be using this quote to talk about a service that sends your enemies jars full of farts?!
‘Send a Jart‘ is a new service riding the laurels of the glitter bomb and my personal favorite that sends a ‘Bag of Dicks‘ (gummy dicks). Capitalizing on this wave of sending your friends, enemies, and/or frenemies creative gifts the geniuses behind ‘Send a Jart’ have made it possible to send a fully customizable jar full of farts to anyone you deem worthy of that fart jar.
GODDAMMIT, WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD!
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Why are you even still reading? Why aren’t you sending a jart to your best friend AND your worst enemy as you’re reading this?! Why aren’t you doing the right thing and sharing this incredible ‘Send a Jart’ service with the world?!
Stop. STOP READING THIS. Go SEND A JART NOW!
Shout out to Elite Daily for finding this and sharing it first!