It baffles me that these two living organisms are the same species. Shaq probably takes deuces bigger than Simone, not that anyone would want to think about Shaq on the shitter. But really, close your eyes and imagine it. Dude are you getting hard? Relax. Let’s get back on track: this picture has 11 feet and 10 inches of human beings (Simone 4’9” and Shaq 7’1”). Also, just a reminder: Shaq’s doo doos could probably mulch the entire Playboy mansion estate.