Watch This Skateboarder Narrowly Escape Getting Bundled By A Speeding Car

I’ve been alive for 28 years and I’ve never once seen a recreational skateboarder land a fucking trick. I’m sure in some small town in America at some point in time, a JNCO wearing teenager has landed a kick flip outside of a 7 Eleven, but certainly not my town. I guess failing to land a trick has its perks every now and then, seeing as if this dude landed on his board, he would have been demolished into an accordion by my grandmother in the Oldsmobile.