I don’t know what’s going on here, which means this video is ABSOLUTE. MOTHERFUCKING. PANDEMONIUM!!!!!
Did you watch the video? Okay, then that means you don’t agree with me because I lied. It’s not “absolute motherfucking pandemonium,” more like “a moderate nuisance on the side of the road as you blow by in your car, likely unaware this was even taking place.”
Which is fine, really – are you any better off in your life now that you know there once was a snake who had a public roadside meltdown? Probably not. No worse, no better, just the same.
It could’ve been worse.