If you’re so drunk you fall asleep face-first in a tray of food and don’t even notice that people are filming your pathetic life, maybe it’s time to go home. Maybe. You could also head back into the bar and keep your day going down the right track, but something tells me this chick is .0005 seconds away from crawling underneath that table and going to sleep.
At least this has never been you, right? You’re better than this, right? Right?