This Girl Claims To Have Had Sex With A Guy So Hard That He Went Blind And Had To Spend The Day In The Hospital
No, this is not an excerpt from my autobiography. No, I didn’t submit this to Reddit under the name tifu-throw-away in the hopes of reaping a glorious amount of upvotes. If that’s what you wanna think feel free – it’s really more of a compliment than a diss. I mean how many people can boast that they’re so good in the sack that they fucked someone’s eyesight away? Not sure if you can put that on a resume, but I’m sure if you did (like 40% sure) it wouldn’t hurt.
Let me give you the particulars before I get into the story. I am a single, 22 year old female, and would consider myself to have a healthy sexual appetite. That being the case, I have had partners in the past tell me that I tend to be a bit more on the aggressive side compared to other women they have slept with.
Yesterday my friends and I decided to go out drinking and dancing. We entered a club we have never been to before, when I spotted this dude sitting at a table with a bunch of other guys. I noticed him almost right away since the hanging light over their table illuminated his face like a beam of light from heaven; this guy was so painfully attractive it hurt. My friends and I grabbed a table and a few drinks before hitting the dance floor. It wasn’t long before the guy and his friends entered the dance floor from the opposite side of the room. I shuffled my way though the crowd and “haphazardly” started dancing with him. After he offered to buy me a drink, it was pretty obvious were things were headed.
I don’t go home with casuals very often but when I do I like to see the surprise on their face when I initiate fun-times, especially when its obvious they are used to making the first move. It was obvious this guy liked the power struggle of it so we ended throwing each other around a bit.
Skip forward to this morning when I’m woken up by this guy in bed beside me absolutely freaking out about not being able to see and retinal tears and degeneration in his eyes. So I called the ambulance and went with him to make sure he was ok. I could feel my face go beat red with embarrassment while he is giving the paramedic information about how he thinks the throttling we gave each other caused the degenerative holes in his retina to tear and cause blindness and that he should have had laser surgery sooner.
I am currently in the waiting room of a hospital waiting to hear back about a guy I honestly can’t remember the name of. :S
UPDATE: Guy is now wearing an eye patch on his right eye and is projected to regain his complete vision over time. Gee whiz, fairy tale endings DO happen after all!