‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts’ is the SpongeBob Porn Parody We’ve All Been Holding Our Breath For
I'm not well-versed in the porn parody arena so I don't know if an actual “SpongeKnob SquareNuts” porno will actually see the light of day, but with all the sincerity I can muster, I pray that it does. I have to see it. I hope it involves pineapple sodomy. Oh, man! Bucket list item, for sure.
WAIT A MINUTE! According to the YouTube description the porn is a real thing and you can view it at Woodrocket(dot)com. I'll let you type that into your own browser; I get water-boarded these days if I link out to actual porn.