Sorry Ugly Biddies, But The U.S. Government Just Said If You Aren’t Bangable Here, You Ain’t Boneable Abroad

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The U.S. State Deparment has been sharing some pretty common sense travel tips for spring breakers heading abroad this year, hoping to pre-empt any dumbasses from, oh, I don’t know, stealing a sign in North Korea or some shit.

They’re really fucking common sense shit, like don’t take cocaine-filled luggage from strangers.

Their latest has some people upset. It’s already been deleted, but it says if you’re ugly here, and a dude abroad wants to fuck you, he’s probably planning on robbing you. Or fucking you, then robbing you.

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Wow harsh. Don’t you know beauty standards differ across the planet.

Could you be any less woke, State Department travel tips Twitter account?


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