Stoned Guy Films Bird Swoop In To Eat A Monster Grasshopper And It Makes His Fucking Day

First, R.I.P., Grasshopper. Second, this stoned dude is really living life the right way. Just look at his description on YouTube. His prolonged excitement over seeing a grasshopper get eaten alive is infectious.

This is freaking insane. I got really baked then check out what I just caught on video. So I’m walking out front, taking out the recyclables when I see this huge fluttering out of the corner of my eye. I thought it was a hummingbird but it was down low by the wall it turns out it was a monster grasshopper I think. So I start to record to see how close of a picture I can get and it flies away. Once airborne A bird dives and out of nowhere and snatches it in mid air. It scared the shit out of me. Man that was nuts!

That’s serious, “I just got a negative STD test” kind of excitement. I need to start getting baked.