Straight 24-Year-Old Guy Marrying A Rich Gay Man Purely For The Money Describes Their ‘Sex Life,’ Is 100% Ridiculous

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If Reddit user mopeia is to be believed, he is a 24-year-old straight male who is currently engaged to a wealthy 51-year-old man purely for the money, and his husband to be knows it. I couldn’t tell you how the old guy feels about their “relationship” outside of the fact that he knows its a complete sham and doesn’t care, but what I CAN tell you is that the whole thing is nuts; a completely new and previously undiscovered level of delusion. How do I know this? Because the unnamed 24-year-old did a “casual AMA” on Reddit which of course had people asking about the specifics of the relationship. It is fucking bonkers.

Q: Do you have sex with each other?
Do you engage in one night stands with women?
What’s the point of getting married without a romantic connection?
A: Yes, we have sex.
Yeah, I can still hook up with women just so long as I don’t bring any home with me. So either at their place or a hotel or something.
You’d have to ask him I guess, since I’d ask what’s the point of a romantic connection in the first place. FWIW I kind of fake one for him, although he knows I’m faking.

Q: Are you the top or bottom?
A: Usually I’m bottom but sometimes he wants me to fuck him.

Q: Could you put an estimate on the amount of money he has?
A: Somewhere in the neighborhood of 11-12 million.

Q: Do you swallow? Would he be considered handsome by other gay guys his age? Do you worry that you may get too old for him and he’ll divorce you for a newer model?
Also, are you ok fucking a guy and being married for the next 40 years of your life (in the case he lives to 90) for the final payout?
A: Yeah, I swallow if he finishes in my mouth. I’d guess he looks alright for his age but I don’t think most younger gay dudes would be throwing themselves at him (although who knows, the younger-older thing seems to be kind of a thing for gay dudes). He actually seems to be more about the “relationship” than just having sex with younger dude so I’m not too worried about that.
Yeah, I’m pretty okay with it. Plus I don’t have to work now and I can afford to buy whatever I want (or rather he can afford to buy whatever I want).

Q: What are some of the big money items you’ve requested and got? Do you have an allowance?
A: The most expensive things are a new computer and a new TV, and a sweet massagey recliner. I don’t get an allowance exactly, but he basically keeps my account topped up.

Q: What do your parents/family/peers know/make of this situation?
A: I just told them I was bi. No one I know (at least know well) gives a shit if I’m straight, gay or bi or whatever else so that wasn’t a big deal. The only thing people thought was worth mentioning was the age gap. The one person who knows that I’m straight and just in it for the money is my best friend, and her reaction was something like “Does he have any friends who are also rich?” It was just a joke of course, but she thought it was a pretty sweet deal.

Q: About how much do you stand to inherit?
Is having sex with him similar to having sex with a woman whom you aren’t interested in? That is, his being male doesn’t really mean much beyond it making him not the primary type of person you are attracted to?
Do you really like him as a person and enjoy spending time with him?
Does he have any kids? If so, what do they think of your relationship?
A: Whatever is left when he dies, which will probably be more than what he has now, which is around 11 million.
I wouldn’t say it’s similar to having sex with a woman, but it’s not really that big of a deal. I can get off during it so that’s alright, but it’s not something I particularly look forward to. He’s pretty much the one that always initiates it and I just go along with it.
He’s interesting to be around. I don’t think I’d spend nearly as much time with him as I do now if it weren’t for our arrangement, and I wouldn’t have gotten to know him well enough to find out he’s pretty interesting.
Nope, he has no kids and doesn’t want any. I don’t want any so that was kind of a prerequisite to getting married.

Q: Do you guys have any emotional connection or is it just money for you and sex for him?
A: Mostly money for me and “boyfriend/future husband” for him, which includes sex but that’s not all he wants out of it. But after I got to really know him he’s kind of an interesting guy and it’s not really a chore to go out with him.

Q: How do you guys behave in public? Like when you go out to dinner and such? Do you hold hands and show affection? Would strangers look and you guys and know you’re a couple or do you give off the impression that you’re just a couple of guys hanging out?
A: We hold hands and shit. People would likely see us as a couple if they actually watched us for a period of time.

Tl;dr: if you can handle the whole “old man dick in and around your mouth 24/7” aspect, this guy is pretty much living the life.

[Via Reddit]

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