For Just Under A Cool Million, You Can Own This Strip Club In New Jersey

It’s every Bro’s dream to own a bar. You just pop open beers behind the bar, listen to people’s worries and crack a joke or two. No bosses, no emails, no offices. Just you and the booze. The good life.

But you know what’s better than a bar? A strip club. A strip club is a bar with breasts that love you. Yea. So why the fuck would you want to own a bar when you could own a strip club?

Now you can, for $850,000. It’s in Monmouth, New Jersey, which is, if you ask me, exactly where I’d want my strip club to be. None of this fancy, hoity, New York City bullshit for my tit joint. Here’s what Greg had to say about the place.

(By the way, Greg is absolutely the kind of name of a guy you’d buy a strip club from for cash.)

Gentleman’s Club FOR SALE!
(will NOT hold paper–cash deal ONLY!!)

If you are a Club Owner looking for a Sister Club or Investor looking to own you own Gentleman’s Club, then this is a VERY RARE OPPORTUNITY!

The Club is located in Monmouth County on a busy highway. It is a free standing building with plenty of parking and over 2500 sq. ft. The Club is turn key and ready to go.

Please call or text Greg with any inquires at show contact info or email:

(PLEASE do not contact without proof of funds)

Let’s look at some pictures of the strip club.

That’s a good looking strip club. I think the kitchen has a Salamander. You could fire up some nice steaks with that baby.

[H/T Thrillist]