This Stripper Pole Routine Is Going Great Until Gravity Takes Its Toll

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Honestly, I didn’t know synchronized pole dancing was a thing until I watched this video. It’s like gymnastics meets ballet meets stripper poles, which is probably a pretty funny thing to watch if you’re not trying to spend a lot of money at the Spearmint Rhino.

That said, this otherwise-graceful routine goes south mighty quick. Seems like a good way to break a collar bone.

If I was a stripper, I’d just stick to the lap dances. Way better job security + less risk of a workplace accident. Why overextend yourself, ya know?

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