This Stripper Pole Routine Is Going Great Until Gravity Takes Its Toll

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Honestly, I didn’t know synchronized pole dancing was a thing until I watched this video. It’s like gymnastics meets ballet meets stripper poles, which is probably a pretty funny thing to watch if you’re not trying to spend a lot of money at the Spearmint Rhino.

That said, this otherwise-graceful routine goes south mighty quick. Seems like a good way to break a collar bone.

If I was a stripper, I’d just stick to the lap dances. Way better job security + less risk of a workplace accident. Why overextend yourself, ya know?

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: brandon@brobible.com