This Stripper Pole Routine Is Going Great Until Gravity Takes Its Toll
Honestly, I didn’t know synchronized pole dancing was a thing until I watched this video. It’s like gymnastics meets ballet meets stripper poles, which is probably a pretty funny thing to watch if you’re not trying to spend a lot of money at the Spearmint Rhino.
That said, this otherwise-graceful routine goes south mighty quick. Seems like a good way to break a collar bone.
If I was a stripper, I’d just stick to the lap dances. Way better job security + less risk of a workplace accident. Why overextend yourself, ya know?