Listen up Lisa, it’s not the moped that’s ‘punk ass’…it’s you. You can’t be going through life trash talking and then immediately sticking your foot in your mouth, because people just won’t take you seriously.
If you’re going to call a moped ‘punk ass’ then it would behoove you to at least know how to ride it, maybe even be able to pop a wheelie or ghost ride it…something. Not just flip on the switch and crash it like some sort of punk ass who just got their license.
Lisa deserves a spot on Tosh.O…let’s get her there: