Stupid Idiot Faceplants Right Into The Street After Going Too Hard On A Party Bus

Sometimes you’re the windshield that smashes the bug, sometimes you’re the bug. In this case we’ve got a bug on our hands, and boy is this bug drunk. I didn’t know bugs could drink alcohol or walk on two feet, but here one is, doing both and doing them poorly.

This is the very definition of “quit while you’re ahead.”