Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Just Told Twitter That Ted Cruz Jerked Off A Lot In College

by 4 years ago

Ted Cruz’s roommate at Princeton, screenwriter Crai Mazin, has been dumping all over the Republican presidential candidate for months. Today, however, he went thermonuclear on the news that Ted Cruz said he supports a ban on sex toys and other devices people use for masturbation. Because if there’s one important issue in the world that needs support from the most powerful political office in the world, it’s stopping people from the natural act of getting themselves off.


Meanwhile, Mazin dropped the mic on that “right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes” line:


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