Teens Make A Mockery Of Airport Security, Put On Yellow Vests And Walk Out Onto Runway To Take Selfies

We live in a world where you can’t sneeze loudly without someone turning their head in suspicion, and where you’re likely to get an anal cavity search at the airport if you would prefer not to have your naked body 3D-scanned.

So how did a handful of Russian teens thwart security at St. Petersburg’s Pulkovo International Airport? Reflective vests, of course!

Why bother devising a grand plan when all you truly need is a set of reflective vests that the runway workers wear? Because that’s all it took for these three teens to break into one of Russia’s most heavily guarded airports.

Three days ago these teens began posting their photos to VK, Russia’s largest social network, and the photos are suck a glaring ‘fuuuuuuuuuck you’ to Putin’s Stalinistic level of security that we have to sit back and laugh:

Well, based on that last one I give these kids about two weeks until they’re locked up in some Siberian prison until the end of their days.

Tip of the hat to Vocativ for reporting on this crazy story.


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