The Science of Why We Get ‘Morning Wood’
Aside from this video making me think about boners, it reminded me of my 8 a.m. shop class in high school. Our teacher was this old oblivious dude, so we made “Morning Wood is Good” t-shirts. He fuckin' loved them. Wore it over his shirt and tie all day, so proud all the students enjoyed his morning class. That is, until this butch female gym teacher stopped him and clued him in on the whole “morning wood = BONERS” joke. Suddenly, he didn't fuckin' love the shirts anymore. He told the principal and then that dickturd confiscated every shirt shorty thereafter. Much like the day's first erection, those t-shirts were fun while they lasted.