Thief Tries To Steal Beer, Ends Up Bringing Entire Fridge Down On Himself As A Swift Kick In The Dick From Karma
This is what you get when you’re both a thief and a blossoming alcoholic.
This is what you get when you are too weak to push refrigerators off of your pinned body.
This is what you get when you are an idiot and karma is feeling particularly bitchy one day.
Tl;dr: don’t steal beer if you’re a weak alcoholic with a habit of getting your comeuppance served to you on a plate of physical pain.