This Chick Is Trying To Find A Guy She Met At A Bar, Who Never Called Her, In The Most Desperate Way Possible

by 3 years ago


The heart wants what the heart wants and this chick’s ticker yearns for a guy she met on Halloween who never called or even texted her. Why would she want a guy who clearly isn’t interested? Because the heart also wants what it can’t have. It’s a fickle organ that should never be trusted.

Her name is Elisa and she’s playing for keeps. Not only did she draft a long-winded letter to the guy, but she started an email address, a Twitter profile and an Instagram account just to get him to call her. People have died from less thirst.

You know what though, if he’s single, he should call her. Because this is the layup of a lifetime.



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