Topless Woman Goes On Wild Rampage in a McDonald’s, Employees Hilariously Narrate Surveillance Video


You won’t find a more Florida story in the history of Florida stories than this video of a woman (we won’t call her “insane” because maybe we’re the insane ones for not acting like this) in St. Petersburg, FL, walking into a McDonald’s wearing nothing but a thong, a hunger for soft-serve ice cream and unexplained rage. To add to the fun, you also have the McDonald’s employees watching the aftermath and laughing their fucking assess off to the destruction she caused. It’s just Florida doing what Florida does best.

Sadly, we can’t post the actual video on the site because them titties are out and about flapping in the breeze, but you can watch it here.

[H/T Uproxx]