Trojan Says, ‘Fuck Everything,’ Has a Child Starring In a Sex-Toy Commercial


The following sentence is to be read in the voice of Billy Bob from Varsity Blues… This commercial for a Trojan-brand vibrator stars a kid, A FUCKIN’ KID.

“Trojan Multi-Thrill Vibrating BULLET: because your kid’s toy jet shouldn’t smell like your pussy.”

On the bright side, when this kid grows up — no matter what happens between now and the time he goes to college — he’ll always have this to brag about.

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