Two Women Arrested in Illinois for Separate D*ldo-Related Crimes

by 8 years ago

Actually, she took what was obviously a d*ldo and began swinging it at the officer threatening him. Since she is clearly a frail, 56-year-old alcoholic, the officer quickly discocked her and took her in. Bildsten is now charged with theft from Joe's, public intoxication, and aggravated assault.

Our next sweetheart, Vikky Myers (pictured right), seemed like a victim to me, at first. All that the 44-year-old mother of three wanted to do was pleasure herself in a minivan outside of a Red Roof Inn. Is that a f*cking crime now? I'm confused. Or maybe it is a crime that she left her three kids up in the hotel room while she slipped down to the car to jab her tw*t with foreign objects? Who can really say. But the cops came and Myers initially played it cool telling them she was in the car “changing clothes.” That was all well and good until the one officer saw the d*ldo dangling from her c*nt. Or as the officer described it, “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.” Are cops not allowed to use words like “d*ldo”?

Myers finally fessed up to what she was getting into, and then she told the officers that she had a fully loaded, and unregistered, handgun in the glove compartment of the van. Oh, so that is probably a good reason to arrest her. I mean, what the f*ck is a crazy mother of three, who masturbates topl*ss in a public parking lot, and lives in a Red Roof Inn doing with a fully loaded handgun? This reeks of a “I ran in to pay for the gas and when I came out all of my children shot themselves in the face” story. The very small part of me that tries to see the good in all people is hoping that those kids are not in harm's way and that she is just a vigilante of the night.


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