These Valentine’s Day Cards Made With Pornhub Comments Are The Only Valentine’s Day Cards I Care To Read

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As our sucker friends are going out and draining their life savings on some bullshit overpriced prix fixe dinner, us single dudes are sitting in our undies with a pizza on the way waiting for our Pornhub video to finish buffering. I have never felt so liberated, so free.

Yes, granted we would all love to experience the satiating, all-encompassing, fulfilling power of true love, but maybe we’ll start that search tomorrow. So tonight just sit back, smoke a cigarette, and get a hearty chuckle out of these Valentine’s Day cards that were derived from the Pornhub comment section.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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